My eternal summer fades and loses possession of that fair it ownest. IOW Coolers Continue

I have Hoy as a witness as to how fucked up things are for me right now. We met in battle at Wolf 359. I was a black starfleet Commander, he was a cyborg made out of the Flagship's Captain and some rubber tubing from Home Depot.

Well we met in battle anyway. Sat to the 30k 6-max. AT shorty pushes knowing I have to call. AJd no good to half my stack. Then to bounce me AK gets called by KJo for his entire stack [btw and fyi: this hand blows. even when i play it I am aware of this fact] despite the board double pairing to all but assure victory, door number five turns out to be one of three coupons for an unanesthetized colonoscopy and polypectomy. My anal ring will never be the same.

The 19k today? Made steady aggressive progress (ie. yet again I outlast about 750 morons in great shape to do damage when the other bigger stack at my table falls for my AA 3.5X (since me being me this about the third time in two orbits I am raising in LP). He pushes to tell me to fuck off...what a dream scenario...holding 49o.

Are you aware you can make a straight with 49o? I wasnt and had clicked off the table back to beginning my sequential anal explorations in the 30k. It was only when I clicked back and got the message that I had bounced 211th. You only the need the 9 it turns out. The 4 is silent.

I was not silent.

Tried to play the Mookie, but be honest, how would you do with that much rage encircling your loins? Thought so...

This will do for now. Except to note, ate exactly right, still no workout, but managed to operate for 8 1/2 hours today after driving from Cleveland at 4am. Heroic no? I agree.

MTF

[ps. Before anyone tries to remind me of the current headlines and tell me what a real tragedy is, allow me to proactively ask you to politely fuck right off. I get it. We all get it. It's sad. Now let's focus on me. This has been a Public Service Announcement from Flights of Iakaris.]