In Which at Long Last and Long Overdue I call it quits.

Just busted from the 400k in a manner befitting how I've been running for over a month.

Things just don't seem to work for me anymore. Superior mindset but inferior results.

I just realized what many of you have been assuming for weeks/months.

This blog is dead.

I am done with poker too. I don't mean it in a dismissive way at all, but for me there's nothing left to gain or prove. I just reread my first post. I should be satisfied; I acheived mediocrity and a couple of times I did indeed escape it.

I was going to try to become a cash game specialist, but instead I think I will learn how to play golf this summer. And how to rollerblade. And play with my children even - assuming they still recognize me.

Thanks to all for reading and teaching (the latter more than the former), and thanks especially to this guy for showing us all how to save the date via high technology.

Low-tech Retards like me have to count on that most fickle of blades: irony. Fermentation at twelve and twelve again should suffice, but knowing my intemperate pen, this may well be it anyway.

HAFD.