In payment of a debt...aka Oz treats me Rough (just the way I like it)...aka Haiku Made [by a] Simple[ton]
For any who are wondering, the $75 tokens play no tougher than the lower limit ones. If anything I think my success rate in them is a little higher using the same poorly organized game that I bring everywhere else.
Like, MATH for example.
Where I went out on Hand Number 5 I think against Jules. Jules is to me like I am to Kat – a walking, talking Eviction Notice. Your glee in my early exit was well founded Kitty; you better have won that thing. Basically I picked up Queens on the button (fuck do I even need to go on?) she UTG 3x’d with KK. I 3X’d her and she smooth called.
Here’s where it gets a little interesting. Ace on the flop which she min-bets. This does not seem like a Jules move if she hit her Ace. Thinking TT-KK is likely, I push hoping to fold her out. She mulls and calls me. Jules states she put me on exactly QQ preflop, which is why she called my bet. Smells a little fishy, but I love her and respect her so I won’t accuse of the more human move of being unable to get away from Kings. Thus I say with an honest voice: nice call, darlin.
But that exit (just after Donkey Puncher and just before Hoy – good company any way ya look at it) brings me to the difficult task of having to note that for the FIRST TIME EVER IN RECORDED HISTORY your hero (and mine) lost the Last Longer MATH bet I have running with Jo. Now I have to admit she out-me’d me when she lost, so I guess if I am to do her justice I will need to write a new page.
Kitty suggested a Haiku, which while not my forte has the benefit of only being 3 lines long. I countered with a limerick, but negotiations were tough and a Haiku it is:
Jo outlasted me
Thanks to a certain Aussie
Who’s now On Notice!
What? Too Ill-tempered? Not exactly a tribute you claim? Very Well, I will offer this as well:
I exited fast
And furious at the fact
Jo beat me at last.
No? Last chance, then:
Blondie got it done
With a little help from Oz
Girl on girl can hurt!
PERFECT. Okay. We’re square Jo-Jo. Same time next week. Jules, I’ll be looking for ya Contessa.
Laytah.
I wear panties. (Ask P – he thinks it’s an improvement…)
Like, MATH for example.
Where I went out on Hand Number 5 I think against Jules. Jules is to me like I am to Kat – a walking, talking Eviction Notice. Your glee in my early exit was well founded Kitty; you better have won that thing. Basically I picked up Queens on the button (fuck do I even need to go on?) she UTG 3x’d with KK. I 3X’d her and she smooth called.
Here’s where it gets a little interesting. Ace on the flop which she min-bets. This does not seem like a Jules move if she hit her Ace. Thinking TT-KK is likely, I push hoping to fold her out. She mulls and calls me. Jules states she put me on exactly QQ preflop, which is why she called my bet. Smells a little fishy, but I love her and respect her so I won’t accuse of the more human move of being unable to get away from Kings. Thus I say with an honest voice: nice call, darlin.
But that exit (just after Donkey Puncher and just before Hoy – good company any way ya look at it) brings me to the difficult task of having to note that for the FIRST TIME EVER IN RECORDED HISTORY your hero (and mine) lost the Last Longer MATH bet I have running with Jo. Now I have to admit she out-me’d me when she lost, so I guess if I am to do her justice I will need to write a new page.
Kitty suggested a Haiku, which while not my forte has the benefit of only being 3 lines long. I countered with a limerick, but negotiations were tough and a Haiku it is:
Jo outlasted me
Thanks to a certain Aussie
Who’s now On Notice!
What? Too Ill-tempered? Not exactly a tribute you claim? Very Well, I will offer this as well:
I exited fast
And furious at the fact
Jo beat me at last.
No? Last chance, then:
Blondie got it done
With a little help from Oz
Girl on girl can hurt!
PERFECT. Okay. We’re square Jo-Jo. Same time next week. Jules, I’ll be looking for ya Contessa.
I wear panties. (Ask P – he thinks it’s an improvement…)
posted by Iakaris aka I.A.K. at 11:11 PM
9 Comments:
"Blondie got it done
With a little help from Oz
Girl on girl can hurt!"
Yeah girl on girl can hurt, but what is pleasure without a little pain, eh? ;)
"Jules is to me like I am to Kat"... you should change that to "like everyone is to Kat!" heh. Just kidding kitty! You play with the big girls and you get hurt icky my boy.
A little pain? Darling, I suggest significant pain is in order. Iak darling, you lingered just a wee bit too long pre flop and that put my read squarely on JJ or QQ - hands we all hate to play to a re raise.
But, as as part of the Canadian Women's alliance (albiet that I am currently geographically displaced) of Jo, Kat and myself (conveniently all in a row after Donkey's departure) I had to ensure that Jo would be avenged in your last longer. She was quite so eloquent last time.
I look forward to spanking you again at my leisure on behalf of the sisterhood.
I am 100% in the $75 token races too, so I heartily agree with your assessment.
Heh, heh, heh...you TOTALLY wear panties.
(Seriously, it's way better than "Laytah".)
lol like the poem....too bad u started these tournies after i can't play anymore and now firepay wont serve to us customer im moving to canada or europe ASAP......dont worry u'll take one of these down pretty sure id put money on it
hey, did you guys find your staple gun? if so, can we get it? thanks so much!!!
What is it about your so called Muse that feels the need to be a serious bitch?
Reading your blog from st thomas. It reads better from the beach with a maitai
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