I call out the Mammary-phile...aka Why are so many poker bloggers named Wes?...aka Boobie Lovah in Dah house?
Five Days to The Big Game and with 12 players we're looking at a robust prize pool for the effort. It'll be an interesting beginning because it will start with two short-handed tables. The beauty of the tokens is that for the first time, NonBloggers are funding the tournament prize pool.
Not much else new but I've put out more posts in the last three days than all last week so I feel I'm making my creative minimum. With that auspicious target in mind, I give you today's edition:
Wish You Were Here: - Boobie Lover Edition.
Prime Reason Wes should play The Big Game:
He is my most reliable source of chips in blogger MTTs. Well, maybe second after Kitty, but man it's a CLOSE second. Besides I figure he's blown that phat roll he withdrew from Party on A grade strippers and Film School, so this will provide a welcome opportunity to fill the coffers.
What Wes has to gain from The Big Game:
Unadulterated Glory - and my sincere promise I will return his book on Stud in short order. Okay, okay, I'll return it regardless: I appreciate the loan, but gotta admit it's not for me. On that note, can I just say I am impressed by all you jacks who can ply various trades (except you smokkee - i was impressed until Hoy laid out for all us Razzmophobes what a heeeeeeeawwwwwwwww you are).
What Wes has to lose in The Big Game:
Only your dignity – and if you’re anything like me you put precious little stock in that; hence our careers as poker bloggers. Speaking of which - how bout some strategy posts or interesting hands, dude. I seriously give an upraised finger to everyone who has put the deep freeze on either of these things. There are a lot of us who like to read that stuff and experiment with other people's ideas. Generally I like to borrow my ideas from winning players - so get tah steppin' brotha. EDIT: I have mind control powers over Wes - I just checked his site and lo and behold - strategy and hand history post right on cue. Now Sign Up For The Big Game. Cue eeire music...
Only Acceptable Excuse Wes will pass on The Big Game:
Could not crawl out from under his three siliconized escorts in time to logon to FT. Nonetheless - you should conduct your charitable act of the week and register!
I am becoming a believer we'll hit two full rings, so Old Schoolers and New Schoolers alike should git thar funk on, and get in the Game.
Laytah. [sorry P - I tried, but I'm a creature of habit...]
Not much else new but I've put out more posts in the last three days than all last week so I feel I'm making my creative minimum. With that auspicious target in mind, I give you today's edition:
Wish You Were Here: - Boobie Lover Edition.
Prime Reason Wes should play The Big Game:
He is my most reliable source of chips in blogger MTTs. Well, maybe second after Kitty, but man it's a CLOSE second. Besides I figure he's blown that phat roll he withdrew from Party on A grade strippers and Film School, so this will provide a welcome opportunity to fill the coffers.
What Wes has to gain from The Big Game:
Unadulterated Glory - and my sincere promise I will return his book on Stud in short order. Okay, okay, I'll return it regardless: I appreciate the loan, but gotta admit it's not for me. On that note, can I just say I am impressed by all you jacks who can ply various trades (except you smokkee - i was impressed until Hoy laid out for all us Razzmophobes what a heeeeeeeawwwwwwwww you are).
What Wes has to lose in The Big Game:
Only your dignity – and if you’re anything like me you put precious little stock in that; hence our careers as poker bloggers. Speaking of which - how bout some strategy posts or interesting hands, dude. I seriously give an upraised finger to everyone who has put the deep freeze on either of these things. There are a lot of us who like to read that stuff and experiment with other people's ideas. Generally I like to borrow my ideas from winning players - so get tah steppin' brotha. EDIT: I have mind control powers over Wes - I just checked his site and lo and behold - strategy and hand history post right on cue. Now Sign Up For The Big Game. Cue eeire music...
Only Acceptable Excuse Wes will pass on The Big Game:
Could not crawl out from under his three siliconized escorts in time to logon to FT. Nonetheless - you should conduct your charitable act of the week and register!
I am becoming a believer we'll hit two full rings, so Old Schoolers and New Schoolers alike should git thar funk on, and get in the Game.
Laytah. [sorry P - I tried, but I'm a creature of habit...]
posted by Iakaris aka I.A.K. at 11:14 AM
5 Comments:
where the hell have you been!
Yo, I think you're shortchanging the potential the Big Game has as far as participants goes. I would say we're looking at not two, but three short-handed tables when it all comes down to it. We'll see though.
Alas..while the Big Game is progressing, I will be figuring out the location of the coffee machine and wondering if taking a nap at my desk can be seen through my office window...
I do however await the results with baited breathe....
My darling Iakaris...
As with Waffles, my days of being your personal ITM are numbered. Oh and let's review..it's been what only three blogger events you've busted me on? Not even CLOSE to Waffles record. And may I point out I've outlasted you in the last two I've played.
Prepare yourself for payback. See ya Sunday, future bank of Katitude *grin.
Very nice posst
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