Imitation, inspiration, and a plea for information...aka Long Time No Blog v. 3.0
To atone for busting South Dakota's favorite son out of a blogger tourney for the second time in recent memory, I am going to try and emulate his style and shoot for a post which has less but more.
Fast on the heels of an idea JX3 gave me, a muse presented herself without warning. Please check two sites for your own entertainment. First go here. I read about five entries and was laughing so hard at the end I was asked to shut up by the guy in the office next door. [Edit: For the full effect, you have to read the comments she gets on each post. Priceless.] Next visit our friend Thirsty. Go to the comments of a post called "What do you think?"
Why are any of us spending our time on poker when we could be this unintentionally hilarious?
Neil - we all want the backstory.
Now back to your regular programming.
Fast on the heels of an idea JX3 gave me, a muse presented herself without warning. Please check two sites for your own entertainment. First go here. I read about five entries and was laughing so hard at the end I was asked to shut up by the guy in the office next door. [Edit: For the full effect, you have to read the comments she gets on each post. Priceless.] Next visit our friend Thirsty. Go to the comments of a post called "What do you think?"
Why are any of us spending our time on poker when we could be this unintentionally hilarious?
Neil - we all want the backstory.
Now back to your regular programming.
posted by Iakaris aka I.A.K. at 12:23 PM
12 Comments:
Great job last night Iak, another final table and cash. Very impressive.
It was fun playing at the final table with you guys and not watching from the rail like usual.
Hey Lak, it was great to play with you last night for an extended period of time. I have to admit with you and facty to my left, I took my foot of the gas, kinda hard to steal from your table friends.
Anyway, until next time, hit some cards will ya.
BD...only you could get away with that L.
Mookie - a pleasure as always.
Would your BF approve of all this Iak...I think not??
I must say, I was rollin' while reading that girls brog. So friggin' funny...
Hi Iak,
I am still considering whether or not to include a post devoted to this incident, being a poker site im not sure it warrants it...however i did say i would comment on life in Korea also so keep checking back!
Cheers
Thirsty
Knew JX3, just knew it. Gotta make sure Bloody P sees that trainwreck too. Make sure you read the comments - unfuckingreal. She killed all desire to mimic her because she's her own built in satire!
Thirsty, cut the crap brotha! ;)
I say that with great affection and fondness. I NEED the story behind that post, and so does everyone else. I will gladly host the sordid tale here if you'd like. That's how strange I know it'll be...
I swear its not that interesting, but your wish is my command and the whole sordid event is now up on my blog.
Holy crap, Iak.
That blog is a TOTAL trainwreck.
I'm waiting for the "I've been sent home and my boyfriend was arrested!" post.
Either that or they'll be married within the month.
I'm pretty sure that "Melinda" is really just Poker Champ in his latest and greatest blogging attempt. Anybody else with me on that idea?
Great job Thirsty...everyone who reads the Epic of MelindaMess should comment on Thirsty's latest post so he knows how much he's given to the poker blogging community...we are in your debt sir.
Wolf, I'm with ya brotha, my money is on the prop that BF turns out to be a long sought after Ukranian serial killer - hence the super tidy apartment she digs so much.
I am rationing her posts so I don't just gobble them all up too quickly! Will naturally be adding a link to my site so we can keep tabs on her...
Hoy,
You know I defer to you on all things pokerish - but here I gotta disagree...this is so enequally bizarre it HAS to be a natural phenomenon.
Melinda is poker champ! Think about it. Poker Champ's user name on Stars was Tequila Mom...that can't be too far off of the truth, can it?
Iak, thanx for the tip on this...just the shot of humor I needed! What's the odds on the next post title? My 3 choices are Deported!, We're Getting Married!, or He's Not Sure, But I Want to Keep the Baby!
I swear, you people never take anything seriously. If you read through all that poor girl's posts, you would see that her new "boyfriend" is likely either a psychopath or planning to abduct the girl and sell her into slavery, possibly both. And while anyone as clueless as her would certainly deserve that, it is just salt in the wounds to make fun of her on top of it all.
Now if you will excuse me, I am going to go see if I can write a convincing, heart-felt comment to one of her posts. In which I will link to a page on my own website where I criticize all of you for being so heartless. Then, after I see that she has commented on the post on my website, I can take down the original post and throw up a bunch of porn photos with her head photo-shopped in.
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