I lied to you...aka Melinda baby - next post, I swear...aka Tonight, I'm cleanin' out mah closet...
Congrats to our boy Donnie, who took down the Not. Congrats to slb who took me out - for a guy who took a ridiculous amount of convincing, he posts with regularity, and he's pretty damn funny. You have joined Wes' blog as another I am growing addicted to serially commenting on. Ask him what a pain in the ass that can become, brotha. Donnie too. Donnie's comment on the divorce post in The Blog of Lose is one of the weirdest, laugh-because-you've-suddenly-become-afraid, mini-epics I've read in a while. If I evah need a marriage counsellor, I am not goin' to this guy. Also, Zaraq and Evil (ISS) Spock, nice job and glad you made it out - send me your links and I'll put them in here and then we can all invade your quasi-private girl diaries. I guess my little streak couldn't last long, but at least I played okay enough to make it back to the final table. Darval, we gotta grow the Not. It can be the next Mookie, I know it. First the S&M name change to The Knot then a banner with Tabitha Stevens getting paddled, and voila! 55/week easy. That's more or less how Mookie did it.
Either way, you're doing a great job brotha.
For whatever it's worth, can I say how awesome it is that Trip took down the Mookie. Considering what a masterful job of encouraging and guiding Donnie I did at the Not HeadsUp, I am really disappointed I didn't stick around to see one of the nicest guys on our circuit return to winning ways. My bad, Trip. Next time. I was being a total tool, and if it's any consolation got myself stacked playing cash 1/2. I am gonna have to stop bouncing back and forth between MTT and cash. Unlike Wes, D and Hoy, I am simply not good enough to change gears appropriately. Got myself doing crazy shit like trying to resteal from someone from an obviously made hand.
Me stupid.
Oh well. lesson learned (I think).
Which brings me to the last point of this post. Felicia, I want to learn how to play stud. You looking to teach a non-mouth breather everything you know? Mull it ovah and email me or reply in comments. And fret not, I've been getting rejected my whole life, so a No Thanks won't kill me. I'll just cry inconsolably. Edit: Great Timing! I ask Felicia to teach me Stud the same day she tells all of us to focus on Hold'Em! Ah well I like Hold'Em just fine and stink at it pretty bad, so teach me that please.
Alright NEXT post is about She Who Cannot Be Named, Eric. Very likely anyway.
Laytah.
Either way, you're doing a great job brotha.
For whatever it's worth, can I say how awesome it is that Trip took down the Mookie. Considering what a masterful job of encouraging and guiding Donnie I did at the Not HeadsUp, I am really disappointed I didn't stick around to see one of the nicest guys on our circuit return to winning ways. My bad, Trip. Next time. I was being a total tool, and if it's any consolation got myself stacked playing cash 1/2. I am gonna have to stop bouncing back and forth between MTT and cash. Unlike Wes, D and Hoy, I am simply not good enough to change gears appropriately. Got myself doing crazy shit like trying to resteal from someone from an obviously made hand.
Me stupid.
Oh well. lesson learned (I think).
Which brings me to the last point of this post. Felicia, I want to learn how to play stud. You looking to teach a non-mouth breather everything you know? Mull it ovah and email me or reply in comments. And fret not, I've been getting rejected my whole life, so a No Thanks won't kill me. I'll just cry inconsolably. Edit: Great Timing! I ask Felicia to teach me Stud the same day she tells all of us to focus on Hold'Em! Ah well I like Hold'Em just fine and stink at it pretty bad, so teach me that please.
Alright NEXT post is about She Who Cannot Be Named, Eric. Very likely anyway.
Laytah.
posted by Iakaris aka I.A.K. at 10:04 AM
8 Comments:
First get 7CSFAP, then we'll talk.
I came all the way down to the goddamn library for THIS???
Obvious ass kissing and NO MELINDA POSTING??
Sigh....
After all those nights spent in passionate embrace, you toss me aside like so many stale jujubees. Now that I donked my way to a win you want me back? No, sir (ma'am?)! You already took back your class ring, too much emotional damage...
Thanks for the congratulatory statement, though it does little to dull the pain of being used like a... like a... like a dyslexic, 1-legged cat on L.S.D.
Felicia: have I ever told you that it's time to update that 4kb picture darlin? and seriously? I have to read another poker book!?! *$%&#$ Fine. I'll do it, but you better mentor me to a Bracelet then. Deal?
BP: patience you big douchebag...patience...
Donnie: Yeah, as far as the lay goes...you're yesterday's news princess - get over it. At least you know what be driven by a ferrari feels like, few mortals get that pleasure even once in their miserable, ill-conceived existences. But again, Congrats!
I don't get it. Does that mean the pic is too big, or too small?
I never think to take pictures.
Bracelets in Stud are not an easy thing. Every year they cut the number of Stud events, hence your chances are being flushed down the toilet.
1) It means that picture is too grainy! Could it be you know less about computahs than I?
2) No excuses! Mentor me to a bracelet and I'll read the book!
P.S. how the hell do I get to comment on your blogger blog? live journal creeps me out.
Ah, that pic was taken outdoors, I think it looks okay when not cropped, you tell me:
http://www.frontiernet.net/~bagsmode/felJDJune01.jpg
If you have even further complaints, please feel free to visit:
http://www.frontiernet.net/~bagsmode/felmas.jpg
No way I'm mentoring anyone until they read that Stud book. You are a doctor, you should get through it in like five hours, max!
I had to shut down comments on blogger, btw. Long, long story. But I'm on Yahoo as fzdyer if you truly hate LJ that much.
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